It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….
It’s even more difficult to find a babysitter:
He turns away for one minute to get his coat from the back room. Nick steps into the front hall to the sound of the door closing, a muffled curse on the wind. Maria stands behind Natalia, finger in her mouth but eyes hard. Phil looks down at his trading cards, clutching them tightly with small fingers; Clint looks up at Nick, Nerf bow dangling from one arm.
“Things didn’t work out?” Nick asks, bending down to their level. He frowns to himself and watches, sick feeling growing in his stomach as Maria takes a further step back and Natalia pushes Clint behind her. Nick smiles instead and Phil takes ahold of Maria’s hand, pulling it out of her mouth.
“It’s okay, you guys,” Nick reassures them. “I wasn’t looking forward to a night out or anything. I’m sure we can find another, better babysitter.” One who will last longer than five minutes. This is clearly the cue for the children, who quickly overwhelm him.
Maria clambers onto his back, chubby arms choking Nick slightly as he pulls Clint into one side and Phil against the other. Natasha leans against his bent knee in silence.
“She looked mean,” Maria says and the words whistle slightly from the baby tooth that fell out a few days ago. Nick sighs and hugs them tighter.
FJKALGHALKFJDKSHGKALFDS
Oh my god. Forever.
…don’t ever forget that!
And don’t say “I’ll never be good”. You can become better! and one day you’ll wake up and you’ll find out how good you actually became.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
He really just makes me smile.
Me too.
Remember, you can. I got your back, folks.
Is it bad he is pretty much the only current scientist I care about? Probably not.
This is true of most things, but not me and golf.
I’m gonna be looking at this many times in the future.
My evening looks inspired by the Avengers (& Loki)
Oh look, it’s more shit I need in my life. Fuck.
“Wedding Bodice, Weeks, Chicago: 1896, silk taffeta, silk satin, tulle, silk floss, silver mesh, rhinestone, pearl, silver cording. “Worn as part of wedding ensemble by the donor’s mother (née Florence Sanger Pullman, b. 8/11/1868, d. 6/5/1937) on April 29, 1896 on the occasion of her marriage to Frank Orren Lowden (b. 1/26/1896, d. 3/20/1943).”
Yeah, I’m gonna need this. Right now.
Fate and eternity.
Ring Toss (Clarence Hudson White)
page from a little story i am working on
I would legit frame this page alone and hang it up in my house.
Don Cheadle
Chiwetel Ejiofor
together in the same pic
My lady parts were not prepared for this picture.
Gimmel ring. 1600-50, Europe. Gold enamel set with diamond and semi precious stone. The hand mechanism twists to unlock and the ring collapses into three interlocking bands.
I want this. My body is ready.